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Wally's Weekly Words of Wisdom

The Wonder Cat has
"Words of Wisdom"
for us all.

Women and cats do what they want to do
and there is nothing a man can do about it.
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There is a pinch of madness in every great cat!
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Time, tide and tomcats wait for no man.
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A fool and his cat are soon parted.
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If your cat doesn't like someone,
you probably won't either.
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The poor man is not he, who is without a cent,
but he, who is without a cat.
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Cats are like teabags.
You don't know how strong they are
until you put them in hot water.
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You can lead a cat to "bargain brand" cat food,
but you can't make him eat.
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Never do today,
what you can put off until tomorrow.
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You can take the Tomcat out of the alley,
but taking the alley out of the Tomcat
may require minor surgery!

It's not the size of the cat in a fight,
it's the size of the fight in the cat!
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Ask not what your cat can do for you,
but what you can do for your cat!
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When the cats online, the mice will play!
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Cats that surf together stay together!
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Early to bed and early to rise
makes a cat healthy, wealthy and wise.
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All work, and no play, makes Wally a dull cat!
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Familiarity breeds contempt - and kittens!
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If he ain't broke, don't fix him!
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Life is like a litter box...
what you get out of it depends
upon what you put into it!
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One of the great pleasures in life is
doing what people say you cannot do!
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Imagination is a cat at play.

I only regret that I have but nine lives
to give for my country.

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